"Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll? When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before" -"Been There Before" by Hanson
True. And that's why royalty were "Blue bloods", because they were so pale from not having to do any work that one could see their veins through their skin.
So what's that make me with my Half tan/Half whiter than white?