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AAAAAAAAargh! I HATE when this happens


I was looking for a little credit card keeper I have. I checked the drawers where it usually is THREE TIMES EACH and couldn't find it.

I tore the house apart tonight looking for it, was totally confused how I could have lost it.

Then I though, WHY WOULDN'T IT BE IN THE DRAWER WHERE IT ALWAYS IS, so I looked a fourth time and there it was! LAUGHING AT ME!

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I'm laughing at you on the forum.

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You need a personal assistant.


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The big 4-0 is creepin up on us, Riggs... Sh%t like that gonna happen all the time, one day....

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I think you're right JD. I can feel brain cells going dormant as I type

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I'm a good assistant. What does it pay?

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riggs I think what is 40 to men is what 30 is to womens........




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Ally, there's no payment per se, but you do get access to the beer machine 24/7, and on occassion JD or I will pop for a pizza.

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But I don't do beer, next offer please.

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I'll stock the alcohol of your choice then m'am. Whatever you please.

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are all the offers alcohol related?

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Well, no, I 'spose not. But I don't have any nail polish or nuthin'.

What'd you have in mind?

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keep offering you might get it someday.

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You're what my granmama would call a RABBLE ROUSER!

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that's my beer.. don't even play.

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what? I want mexican food preferably fajita's and cherry coke. wow, you have a naughty side to you don't you.

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Since when is Cherry Coke a Mexican item?

Speaking of which, did they kill off my beloved Vanilla Coke?!?!?! Ever since they brought out that dang Cherry, Vanilla, Pineapple, Guava & Cream Coke I haven't seen the Vanilla Coke in stores

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its all over here. One store we shop at alot sells it for 1.99 a 12 pack regular price sometimes less. I hope the cherry vanilla pineapple guava is a joke that sounds really scary.

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I don't know what it is exactly but it seems like it's got a dozen flavors in it now!

Where will the madness end!

Oh, and by the way, FINE, Mexican food it is. Now are you gonna be my personal assistant?

Here's a few things I need you to do tomorrow...

Stop at Brookfield Square and pick me up a new pair of work slacks and a new work shirt.

Then go to CompUSA and see if they sell those laptop hard-drive thingies WebGuy was telling us about because the last two Radio Shacks didn't have em.

Last i need you to stop at Office Depot and pick up a new desk for me. I printed out the one I want. If you could assemble it when you get back that would be GREAT!

Thanks man! I'll remember you on personal assistant day!

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send her over her for my backrub after all that!

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HEY! Get yer own personal assistant! I got enough work to keep her busy until retirement! We haven't even STARTED on shredding all those tax documents yet!

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OK FINE!


noooo problemo.........have fun!



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Why do I get the feeling I'm gonna see an 8.5 x 11framed copy of that on top of your tv next time I visit you?

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First of all I'll be there for the backrub JD, I could really use one.


I don't do compusa and the pants thing you didn't tell me what size. I need a laptop too, so I can keep up on the station and forum. 



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you won't see the 8.5x11 because its now behind the 11x17......

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Men.



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Why don't you do CompUSA? You're the worst assistant I've ever had! i'm afraid I gotta let you go

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:


Why don't you do CompUSA? You're the worst assistant I've ever had! i'm afraid I gotta let you go



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The big 4-0 is creepin up on us, Riggs... Sh%t like that gonna happen all the time, one day....

Hey they say the first thing to go is your eyesight.  And second thing to go is... (ahem), well let's just say it's below the waist and you probably won't want that to stop working anytime soon.

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