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Jeremy Riggs


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He's bringing my TV back today FINALLY after nearly SIX WEEKS away!

I keep going to the living room and looking down the street every five minutes hoping to see that big dumb brown truck coming

WHO O WHY CAN'T I BE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE ROUTE

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He's sitting in an alley having a nap.



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No he's not! He and a few of his buddys have the tv turned around in the back of the truck and they are watching porn.

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Jeremy Riggs


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That's it! I'm gonna have to get in my car and go look for him. Maybe he's having trouble finding the house

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It's a projector Sparky I don't think they'd get a very good image over the boxes!

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how abou ton the inside wall of the truck they are metal? silver.

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Jeremy Riggs


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Those walls are covered with boxes. BESIDES, STOP SAYING HE'S USING MY TV!!!

I HATE BROWN! BROWN DON'T DO NUTHIN' FOR ME!

WHERE THE HELL IS HE!

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Maybe he made a deal with the Fedex guy and his white truck. I bet it would show up on there!



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YOU GUYS ARE NOT HELPING!!!!!

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anything I order from brown usually doesn't arrive until 6 pm....

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My driver usually shows up around 1:30ish, but I was hoping he'd speed it up a bit today. He KNOWS how much I'm looking forward to the return of this TV!

This is why I tip him at Christmas, so that times like this he'll maybe skip a few stops to get to mine sooner

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its almost noon there, the trucks are pretty empty by then.

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That's IT!

I'm "TUNING" you out and going to exercise!

When I return I will have my TV back!

WOO HOOO!!! (hey, where IS woo hoo?)

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watching porn in the UPS truck.

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Jeremy Riggs


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STOP IT!

I'm gonna pull my stationary bike in front of the window so I can watch for brown...

Is that officially pathetic? Have I crossed the line into extreme patheticism now?

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ok, I'll stop. I am sorry. I blame web! Web sold the porn to the UPS guys.


Ok I am really done now. On a lighter note I think you should mount something on you bike so your laptop can sit on it and you can post while you exercise.



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Jeremy Riggs


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I've been working on that

Again, a full fledged member of the Pathetic Club now

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thats funny, you could even do a morning exercise show if you could get the broadcast computer there too.



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We are looking at new computers and the one we are thinking of getting lets you speak and it does the typing for you. They need to come up with a way that I can listen to what is being posted in my car while I'm driving and then post just by answering. Where's Al Gore when you need him? I mean, if he can invent the internet, this should be a breeze for him.

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I think he's still repairing his loooooooooock booooooooox. It was sqeaking a bit.

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Oh yes I've been away watching porn on the Bird's tv!


 




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Nice of you to stop by Woo!





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What you want me to go away?

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don't mind him he's a little upset with the ups man right now.

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Jeremy Riggs


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No, of course not

But I have to, I said I was gonna go hop on the bike 45 minutes ago. Now it's almost noon and I'm still sitting here at the crack table!

Lata!

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allycat wrote:

bye, ride fast and hard and get it done.!
That sounds horrible!

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bye, ride fast and hard and get it done.!

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I thought of that after I posted it. I was hoping no one else had as dirty of a mind.

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allycat wrote:

I thought of that after I posted it. I was hoping no one else had as dirty of a mind.
No such luck missy!

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