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The Good Witch Of The South

    



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You know you are no longer a kid 2


Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.

Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.

The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.

Being bad is no longer cool.

You have friends who have kids.

Saturday mornings are for sleeping.

You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.

Your parents' jokes are now funny.

You have once said, "Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?"

You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Christmas starts to piss you off.

You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, 'cause mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.

Two words: parachute pants

Naps are good.

Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.

You have onced deemed Space Invaders as "The best game ever".

When you know that the machines in gas station bathrooms don't dispense balloons.

When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over!"

Playboy's Playmate of the month is younger than you.

The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal.

You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.

Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple.

You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.

You WANT clothes for Christmas.

You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.

You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

You've bought an album on vinyl.

You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.

You read the "if you were born on this day in 1976 you are of legal age to buy alcohol" sign at the liquor store and recall attending a school dance on that date

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The Procrastinating Red-Head

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O.K. I can see that this one is more likely to deem me an adult. However, I was only 3 in 1976 and my 6 year old swears that she is going to marry Bo Duke. We (I say "we" loosely because it was on and I was not really watching it) were watching the General Lee convention or something like that and they had the guy that plays Bo Duke on there and I said "See, M, he's older now, he doesn't look that anymore." to which my little diva replied "Eh, he's still good looking. I'd still marry him." And now you know why we have the blacksmith's number on speed dial at my house. My husband consults with him regularly on what age she should be when he installs the chastity belt.

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The Mediator

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I only have one thing to say to this list: Do Over! (Man, I miss those days. Are we playing Red Rover again today?)

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The Chosen Woo

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ok this one kicks my threads butt! But I still don't want clothes for Christmas because no one gets it right! So there!

-- Edited by Woo Hoo at 12:08, 2006-07-24

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