only in america...can a pizza get to your house faster than a ambulance.

only in america.. are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

only in america... do drugstores make sick walk all the way to backof the store to get their prescriotions while heathly people can buy cigarettes at the front of the store.

only in america... do we leave our cars worth thousands of dollars in the drveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

only in america...do we use answering machines to screen calls from family and griends and then have call waiting so we won't miss acall from some we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

only in america...do we buy hot dogs buns in a package of eight and hot dogs in package of ten.

only in america...do they drive-up to ATM machine to get money and at the same time have gas pump suck it all up.

only in america... do we use the politics to describe the process so well: "poli"-in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "BLOODSUCKING CREATURES"

only in america... could a homeless combat veteran lives in cardboard box while a draft dodging, lying weasel lives in the White House