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The 40 year old virgin


Okay, I AM GETTING OLD! I keep saying it over and over, but I am freaking out that I think it is true!


I tried to watch this last night. I still do not know OR CARE if he is still a virgin. The hubby went to bed after about an hour and half too. How we made it that long I do not know. It was a waste of my time and had no real humor or entertainment value. The message he was trying to send- why it is a good thing to be a virgin- I liked. The dialog (can anybody say the 'f' word?) and the excessive nudity was without warrant. I hate that I feel that way- but for something to get that much of my time, I feel it needs to be more worthy. Just my opinion. Feel free to tell me to get a life!



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I felt it was pretty long. Got nothin out of it. I liked the couple who lived above him, I recall. Oh and the chest-waxing scene. It was foul mouthed, but dear god he called her every possible terrible thing! I couldn't help but laugh. She called him a big baby....


The boss lady was a freak!!



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Hubby and I do not watch movies like we once did- so maybe having seen so many together- one bad one did not stick out as much. I saw Cars this weekend and that movie was WORTH my hour and a half, this one . I was shocked he did not like it. I think he was somewhat embarassed, as was I

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I hate that, when films get hyped like that, and don't deliver. There was a film a year or 2 ago that did will at Cannes called "Shultze". Mirimax played it as a funny tale of a German guy who comes over the New Orleans for a Cajun music fest to play accordian and the funny culture shock that was to ensue.


but it was just a weird odd bleak German film. He works. He retires. He sits there and eats onions. THe accordian club wants him to go, its the trip of a lifetime. Happy Retirement. He goes, he unexplainably somehow gets a boat to use. He gets sick and dies and gets shipped back to Germany to be buried. The end.


Everyone in the theater after it was like what was that crap?????? We got oversold LIED TO by the trailer!!



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I blame myself- I knew the movie would stink, but I thought I might laugh. We need to share more move reviews so that I do not waste anymore time on poopy movies!

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I just watched it this week Ruby. I thought it was so-so, I laughed once or twice, but in general I thought it was too long and too much swearing.

The chest waxing scene was funny to me the first strip they pulled, after that it felt like overkill.

I just watched BENCHWARMERS last night and that was a MUCH funnier movie, although still had some gross stuff I didn't care for.

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Okay- so I thought someone would tell me- did he ever do it with the hot gramma!?


 


Is Benchwarmers worthy of our time?



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yes he did. Repeatedly.

Yes it is. It's cute and funny, with a good moral to it.



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after they got married.

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LOL I guess the first time was a minute? 2nd go at it was 2 hrs LOLOL!!!

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Plus it has some GENUINLY funny lines. David Spade gets off a couple great zingers and Jon Lovitz nearly steals the movie with his jokes.

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Yeah- the STUPID, FOUL MOUTHED AND NASTY  movie had a good moral!

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I don't know that it did. It's not like he was a virgin because he wanted to be. I felt the moral was more of an "OH MY GOD, HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE DONE IT YET! YOU GOTTA DO IT WITH ANYONE YOU CAN SO YOU CAN'T SAY YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT YET!"

is that a good moral to the story?

I lump that movie in with the gross-out humor of Ben Stiller and some of the others. I laughed once or twice, but thought overall it was a useless movie.

Here's a bit of a litmus test. I buy MAYBE one movie every year on DVD. I figure I'm rarely gonna rewatch them so why own them. Last year the only movie I bought was actually a gift.

But I want to go buy Benchwarmers. The worst jokes you'll find in this film are boogers and farts, and there's not much of that, just a few lines.

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Well I thought they said a few times that sex got in the way of a good thing- friendships, work etc... Maybe that was what I wanted it to say!

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I watched it last week, and although I thought it was ok, I am sitting here trying to remember any of it? I like Independent films (thinking films I call them). But also really like a good comedy or Horror flick.

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Sparky wrote:

I like a good comedy or Horror flick.



So you watch the home movies a lot do ya?!?

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OH SNAP!

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Doh!


 


Are you calling Ally a Horror?


Man that's harsh!!



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I was just thinking about your avatar. That's pretty scary stuff.

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Sure you were....

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I was just goin to say all he has to go by is your avatar movie......

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I would NEVER say anything bad about Ally.

If I get on her bad side she might not let you go to Deadwood with me and I'll have to fight those two little guys at the Wild Bill Saloon by myself.

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Yeah thats true, we can't be having that! You must have heard our Deadwood Court story once upon a time Aye?

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NO!

Do tell!

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Myself, Ally and her parents were crossing the street when a guy comes within inches of Ally's dad driving up the hill downtown. Ally's dad said well you pri** and the little toad somehow heard it slammed on his breaks and got out of his car. He was about 5 ft 2 and looked like a frog. I told him to get back in his car and he was ready to pounce on one of us. Before we knew it the two drunk college guys behind us came up and one of them popped him in the mouth knocking him out cold, teeth on the ground and broken glasses. The cops came and arrested both of them. Needless to say we all had to appear in court and testify against the toad and support the college dude. We ended up getting $56.00 a piece for showing up in court. After we left I told Ally's dad he should call people a pri** more often!   $$$

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lol. That's not a bad days work!

So did the college kids win the case?

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The bad thing is the guy that snapped this picture a few years later was the toad! Thats why all of our expressions are the way they are!




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You know it's funny, I was telling Erica about a run-in I had with a guy downtown the other day.

Since I've been driving for a job for the last two years I've seen a lot of road rage, and even been involved in a few situations where it could have come to blows (only because I've stopped backing down from idiots that always think they are in the right even when they're clearly wrong). It's funny. The shorter and meeker the guy, the more bold they seem to be. Almost like they figure they gotta prove something.

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That would be known as Littlis Manus Syndrome.


The college kid ended up paying for the guys glasses but everything else was dropped.



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Aaaaaah, a "clinical" term for it, I like it.

At my last stop every night there's this guy named Joe. He's a nice enough guy, but he's about 5 feet tall and built like a little spark plug. He rides a big harley to work, wears these t-shirts with the arms cut off, walks around with his chest pumped out and his arms away from his body as if he can't rest his massive guns (he has no guns).

Like I said he's nice enough, but sometimes i just want to push him over because I know I can

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