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Coffee: My life blood


Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.


It maketh me to wake in green pastures:


It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.


It restoreth my buzz:


It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.


Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,


I will fear no Equal (tm):


For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.


Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:


Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.


Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:


And I will dwell in the House of Mocha's forever.


 


With enough coffee, anything is possible.        


 


Instant human. Just add coffee.



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AMEN BROTHER!


SHALL WE?



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I'm surprised that JD didn't tell you about this place near his house.... here's one big cup for you Bunnyman




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Darling, B-man knows! he doesn't live very far away.

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I should have known JD, that is why the cup is empty, Bunnyman lives nearby.....  shame on me!

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Very cute and Amen!

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I must be in the minority, I don't like coffee. I like Chai Lattes, but I usually make it from the tea. Froo froo coffee, as my dad would say.

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I don't like coffee either Trish.

I LOVE the smell of it, and I love coffee flavored ANYTHING, but actual coffee I can't stand.

Go figure

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no coffee of any kind JR? or just plain old nasty coffee?

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Well, the only way I wind up liking the taste of coffee is if I add a ton of sugar and cream, and then it just becomes so unhealthy for you that I can't drink it without feeling guilty.

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When I got my first apartment back in '89 I actually bought a small 4 cup coffee maker and brewed coffee everyday just to have the smell in the house when I woke up.

I did that for about a year before I decided it was too wasteful.

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its an acquired addiction....

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Personal preference... Double tall, non-fat, hazelnut latte' (2 oz. of espresso in a 12 oz. cup!!) I'm a former Barista @ SBucks. We did shots of espresso until my co-worker got sort of sick feeling... very shakey. Espresso shot dropped in to the middle of whipped cream with raspberry syrup. Man, that's the s*it!


 


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that does sound pretty good B-man. I only drink mocha's mango mocha's it sounds scary but its yummy! Try it you'll like it.

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Here's the scene...


Psych office, I'm on the couch, doc says "so, when did this coffee drinking begin?"


I reply, "When I was twelve, I worked weekends at a company my parents had just started. I didn't want to waste my money on sodas like the rest of the kids in my family so, I drank coffee because it was free."


Of course, the cup of "coffee" was really powdered creamer and sugar with some coffee poured over the top!



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Yeah, I can't drink coffee unless I doctor it, but once it's got sugar and cream, yum! I miss flavored creamers!

If I were to order from Starbucks, I'd get a grande low-fat caramel latte. Lately, I've been getting grande iced lattes with 2 sugars (I don't think I can havve the caramel syrup any more).

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