Ok, what do you get when you stay up too late, talking about your father who you miss tremdously, chatting with Webguy, and looking at pictures of Webguys kid being a goof?

A really bizarre and funny dream of course!

So dig if you will the picture. I'm at the food store doing some shopping and for some reason carrying around a broken computer part, when I spy Webguy in the checkout line.

I go up to him and as I too often do hit him up for some technical help. He looks at the heap of broken crap under my arms and says "Hey, I can take a look at that for you, but I was just about to go home and watch a movie with my family, why don't you come over and watch it with us, I'll work on it while the movies on"

COOL, I SAY!

We get to the parking lot and that's where I realize he neglected to tell me that he let's his young son, who likes to wear fake glasses, noses & mustaches drive him around.

So as the boy is driving us to Webs house he's bouncing off every possible solid object on either side of us! I'm fearing for my life until we eventually get to Web's house.

Once in Web's house, my Dad is suddenly there and we're sitting around watching a movie with Webs son and Mrs. Web. Web is there too of course, but for some reason he's in a glass booth, and wearing a blue-tooth wireless earpiece.

The movie is ending and I notice Web has gotten a very serious and upset look on his face, and he's talking on his wireless phone. I'm thinking he's getting a call regarding his web hosting and it's not good news. I figure we should leave so he can take care of it, but before I get a chance to say anything he comes on over an intercom and announces that his security system has detected an intruder in the house. He assues us there's nothing to worry about because he has a home-built device to deal with intruders.

Just then a small door opens in his living room wall and this odd looking toy tank or something like that comes rolling out, it's been modified to spray water and it has a big chainsaw-like device sticking out about about 10 inches in front of it. The thing goes straight for my dad and climbs up his legs and up his stomach til the blade is right in front of his face! The water is spewing out at him, the rotation of the blade is then splattering it on everyone near him.

I'M EMBARASSED because I'm thinking he must figure my friend Web is a nut job!

Then Web and his son go to the opposite side of the room behind a home-made signs that says something about a family play and start acting out a play of some sorts.

When that comes to an end, I hear clapping and I turn around there's about 4 dozen snooty looking people in the room clapping that phony golf clap and one mega-tall women dressed in a business suit leans over to me and say "good shoooooooow wasn't it?"

Then I woke up and the first thought in my head was WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!