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Scary Dream and Web was IN IT!!!!


Ok, what do you get when you stay up too late, talking about your father who you miss tremdously, chatting with Webguy, and looking at pictures of Webguys kid being a goof?

A really bizarre and funny dream of course!

So dig if you will the picture. I'm at the food store doing some shopping and for some reason carrying around a broken computer part, when I spy Webguy in the checkout line.

I go up to him and as I too often do hit him up for some technical help. He looks at the heap of broken crap under my arms and says "Hey, I can take a look at that for you, but I was just about to go home and watch a movie with my family, why don't you come over and watch it with us, I'll work on it while the movies on"

COOL, I SAY!

We get to the parking lot and that's where I realize he neglected to tell me that he let's his young son, who likes to wear fake glasses, noses & mustaches drive him around.

So as the boy is driving us to Webs house he's bouncing off every possible solid object on either side of us! I'm fearing for my life until we eventually get to Web's house.

Once in Web's house, my Dad is suddenly there and we're sitting around watching a movie with Webs son and Mrs. Web. Web is there too of course, but for some reason he's in a glass booth, and wearing a blue-tooth wireless earpiece.

The movie is ending and I notice Web has gotten a very serious and upset look on his face, and he's talking on his wireless phone. I'm thinking he's getting a call regarding his web hosting and it's not good news. I figure we should leave so he can take care of it, but before I get a chance to say anything he comes on over an intercom and announces that his security system has detected an intruder in the house. He assues us there's nothing to worry about because he has a home-built device to deal with intruders.

Just then a small door opens in his living room wall and this odd looking toy tank or something like that comes rolling out, it's been modified to spray water and it has a big chainsaw-like device sticking out about about 10 inches in front of it. The thing goes straight for my dad and climbs up his legs and up his stomach til the blade is right in front of his face! The water is spewing out at him, the rotation of the blade is then splattering it on everyone near him.

I'M EMBARASSED because I'm thinking he must figure my friend Web is a nut job!

Then Web and his son go to the opposite side of the room behind a home-made signs that says something about a family play and start acting out a play of some sorts.

When that comes to an end, I hear clapping and I turn around there's about 4 dozen snooty looking people in the room clapping that phony golf clap and one mega-tall women dressed in a business suit leans over to me and say "good shoooooooow wasn't it?"

Then I woke up and the first thought in my head was WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!

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holy crap! no more jack and coke for you before bed!



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My sentiment too JD!

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omg, that was the funnies thing I've heard in a long time. I have tears I'm laughing so hard.

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U wouldn't be laughing if you experienced it

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I am sorry, but just reading it was hilarious.

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You shoulda seen this machine Web built! I don't know if it could have done any damage, but it sure looked vicious! I can't figure out what the spraying water was all about though

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I can see that web would have things like that.

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Oh my gosh JR . . . That is the craziest thing I ever heard. I mean duh, my intruder machine is a flame thrower, not a water sprayer.



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Glad to see I'm not the only weird dreamer!

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LOL, I'm glad you wrote that one down!!!

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You know....thats how Stephen King gets his best movies.

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You think I got the beginning of a feature film here Sparky?

Speaking of Stephen King. I've been watching this show he did for TBS called NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES. It's an hour-long show kind of in the lines of The Outer Limits or the Twighlight Zone or Amazing Stories.

Each one features a major actor, and I have to say these things are GREAT. Really neat stories.

In one a professional hit man kills the head of a toy company. The next day he get's a box delivered to his fancy high rise apartment, it's from the toy company and it's a box of army men, with jeeps, helicopters, etc.

He put's it aside and later hears a crash, go's to see what it is and the box is on the floor empty.

From there the army guys slowly disable everything in his house that's electric and begin an all out war on the guy. It's really cool.



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I think one of the neatest things is, I don't believe a word is spoken for the entire HOUR! becasue he's alone in his apartment fighting these things, at most I think he screams once.

An entire hour of no talking and still as entertaining as all hell!

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That sounds cool- I have never heard of that, but might need to check that out.

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i realize that dream was scary to you, but I agree that is hilarious!

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I'll get movie royalties, right?

You won't be able to use that disclaimer about how any likeness to any real or fictional people is coincidental now that you posted this.



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I know someone that can delete posts. Nor worries JR he won't get a penny.

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Thanks for having my back on that one Ally! I'm thinking this film will be on a shoe-string budget, just like everything else we do. I don't know if I could afford to be coughing up royalties to anyone!

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We could just buy him off, I think fifty cents should do it.

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I have this coupon for $1.00 off some Aquafresh toothpaste. Think he'd take that? Why don't you handle the negotiations. I trust you.

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I have a $5.00 off a $75.00 purchase at target if we need to break out the big stuff.

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