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CONGRATUALTIONS! JR are ya still here? There is a surgery on deck!

-- Edited by Woo Hoo at 11:12, 2006-08-07

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Yeah! I am glad your here.

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half way to my "title"......

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Riggs, Can I be Chairwoman of the Board??? 

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darleneapd wrote:

Riggs, Can I be Chairwoman of the Board??? 

that's what the surgery is for! Riggs!

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No Woo Hoo.... Not adding any new little packages "down there".  Or should I say big packages, cuz if I were to add, it would have to be big.......

-- Edited by darleneapd at 11:24, 2006-08-07

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CONGRATULATIONS DARLENE!!!

Ok. Time for your surgery, just let me sterilize the equipment.

OH WHAT THE HELL, you know what, that's gonna take a couple hours and we don't wanna wait that long, let's just go ahead and use em' as they are, I'm sure they're fine!

Count backwards from ten with me, when you wake up the surgery will be over...

10,

9,

8,

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Way to go Darlene!



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Darlene are you sure you want Riggs removing your man parts??? I think I would rather have a doctor do that.

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hope you read previous post... BIG RIGGS, Big Riiigss, Biiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhg Riiii........ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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darleneapd wrote:

No Woo Hoo.... Not adding any new little packages "down there".  Or should I say big packages, cuz if I were to add, it would have to be big.......

-- Edited by darleneapd at 11:24, 2006-08-07


I hate to break this too you, but the surgery is to REMOVE something. You see, one of the side effects of being an active forum member is that at 500 posts you develop a, well you become more... I just gotta remove something for you. NOW SLEEP!

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allycat wrote:

Darlene are you sure you want Riggs removing your man parts??? I think I would rather have a doctor do that.

He's supposed to adding man parts............... wow, this surgery is going to be all wrong!!!!!

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Don't worry Darlene . . . JR's done this many times . . . you will onlly feel a little prick and 30 seconds later, its all over.



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No Woo Hoo.... Not adding any new little packages "down there".  Or should I say big packages, cuz if I were to add, it would have to be big....... -- Edited by darleneapd at 11:24, 2006-08-07

I hate to break this too you, but the surgery is to REMOVE something. You see, one of the side effects of being an active forum member is that at 500 posts you develop a, well you become more... I just gotta remove something for you. NOW SLEEP!

I don't like to swear here at the family friendly forum, but what the **** are you removing????  

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Don't do it....Web says you'll feel a little prick........nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Darleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene, Darleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene!

Wake up! I'm doctor Thomas. I was assisting JR in the operating room because the state requires him to have an assistant on acounta the flippers and all.

Anyway, you're surgery was a complete success! You're back to being a woman!

Congratulations!

Oh, we put the spare parts in that jar there next to your bed. Do with them as you please.



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Hey Darlene! Good job on the 500! Do you realize with me congratulating you I move one more post ahead!

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too late......was it really a little prick?

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Wow, JR has made a woman out of many a forum members.



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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

Darleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene, Darleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene! Wake up! I'm doctor Thomas. I was assisting JR in the operating room because the state requires him to have an assistant on acounta the flippers and all. Anyway, you're surgery was a complete success! You're back to being a woman! Congratulations! Oh, we put the spare parts in that jar there next to your bed. Do with them as you please.


how much do you think I can get for that part in the jar doc???




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Well I'll tell you Darlene, if you go down to Wisconsin Avenue here in Milwaukee, and you find the drag queens, I think you might get top dollar for those spare parts!

Web, I think of it not so much as having "made a woman" out of them as I think of it as I've turned them back to women.

I am a Lesbian maker A little while with me and they go running to the other team

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OMG, that made me laugh Riggs. It is a little...........

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OH NO!

Darlene has disappeared! I hope she didn't pass out somewhere! I ran out of the anesthesia so I used a home-made concoction from some household cleaners. I'm not sure it was entirely safe

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DARLENE! ARE YOU OKAY?!

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DARLENE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>are you ok? I told you not to let Riggs cut off any manparts.

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Oh PLEASE!!!! I've done DOZENS of these surgeries and have a success rate of almost 35%

You hit .350 in the major leagues and they put you in the hall of fame and erect a statue of you!

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Speaking of which, DARLENE! David Ortiz!!! First Red Sox player to hit 40 homers in three straight seasons! One more year and he'll be the first Red Sox player to ever hit 40 homers in any four seasons!

CONGRATS! What a monster you guys got on your hands! Bet Steinbrenner is bummed he doesn't play for the Royals or the Pirates so he could outbid you guys for him at a fire sale!

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Darlene, To celebrate your 500'th post I flew to Indonesia and converted my money into Rupiahs for you! Here's 500 Rupiahs! Spend it wisely!



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I'm Back JR, was losing a lot of blood there for a bit.  I am awake now, someone gave me some smelling salts.


(actually I just had lunch break)



-- Edited by darleneapd at 13:15, 2006-08-07

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DARLENE!

You're alright! THANK GOD! I was really worried I screwed something up bad! I sure wish I would have actually gone to medical school so I could do these surgeries better

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