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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No,"    so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said  "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said  "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow said "No"
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"

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OMG!

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I saw a dude like that at Venice Beach. He was a war veteran & he stood outside in the most scorching heat for hours every day. I think he was asking for help. He was definitely high and on some a bunch of stuff- he was waving his hands really weird and talking to himself.  He actually gave me nightmares. I feel sorry for him but he was so creepy.

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