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RE: Cheers


thats a scary thought.....JR driving his mother home after drinking.....

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He's a professional driver. He'll be fine.

He'll just have to think of mom as a package to get to its destination.



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I hope he doesn't mistake her for the russian lady...

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I guess we'll know what happened to him if he doesn't make it back to the forum tonight.

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:


Hey Cheese, I gotta run now, but if you're not here when I get back CONGRATS ON HITTING 250 Next stop, Chair(wo)man of the baord! WOO HOO!!!


it was Riggs, I blame Riggs....I was confused.

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Leave it to Riggs to botch everything up.  Just kidding Riggs.  You are a fixer-upper, if anything.

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he is great at fixing me up to look like a dork....he likes to make me look silly.

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allycat wrote:

I hope he doesn't mistake her for the russian lady...



STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP THAT!!!

I think I'm going to be SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!

ALLY, you are SO going to get it

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Oh my- you made it back in one piece.  YOu all had us worried. Did you speed faster than a Domino's pizza delivery dude back when they had the free pizza promotion if they were late?

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:



allycat wrote:


I hope he doesn't mistake her for the russian lady...


STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP THAT!!! I think I'm going to be SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!! ALLY, you are SO going to get it



is that a threat or a promise?

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allycat wrote:

Jeremy Riggs wrote:



allycat wrote:


I hope he doesn't mistake her for the russian lady...


STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP THAT!!! I think I'm going to be SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!! ALLY, you are SO going to get it



is that a threat or a promise?




Do you really want to know?

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Riggs, if you really like Russian women I seriously know a nice woman and her name really is Svetlana.  She was once married to the guy who used to do my hair.

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Cheeselvr wrote:

Riggs, if you really like Russian women I seriously know a nice woman and her name really is Svetlana.  She was once married to the guy who used to do my hair.



WOW! That's an AMAZING coincidence! Or should I saaaaaaaaay FATE!!!

I got no special thang for the Russian ladies though. It's just a running gag I like to pull out every once in awhile.

Like how I like to start a conversation with people by saying "Well my therapist says....."

You wouldn't believe how many people from that point forward think I was serious and then later ask what I'm in therapy for. If they knew me longer they'd realize I'm just a goof

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goof is an understatment.....

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Good to know. Svetlana does Russian massage.  She was married to the guy who used to do my hair. I stopped going to him because he is such a psycho.  THe thing that sucks though is that he does GREAT hair. Problem is he tells way to many dirty jokes, grabs/touches way too much, takes phonecalls in the middle of doing your hair- and takes way too long.


The straw that broke the camels back is he started hitting his wife, Svetlana. They aren't together anymore, I don't think. Who knows. They are on again off again. I really think he made her into his slave.  A real Russian bride.



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Cheeselvr wrote:

Good to know. Svetlana does Russian massage.  She was married to the guy who used to do my hair. I stopped going to him because he is such a psycho.  THe thing that sucks though is that he does GREAT hair. Problem is he tells way to many dirty jokes, grabs/touches way too much, takes phonecalls in the middle of doing your hair- and takes way too long.


The straw that broke the camels back is he started hitting his wife, Svetlana. They aren't together anymore, I don't think. Who knows. They are on again off again. I really think he made her into his slave.  A real Russian bride.





HE HIT HIS WIFE!!!!

WHERE IS HE!!! POINT HIM OUT TO ME!!!!

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Sparky smeared chip dip on my nose tonight will you protect me from him?

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Sparky smeared chip dip on my nose tonight will you protect me from him?



WHERE IS HE!!! POINT HIM OUT TO ME!!!!

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thanks...I tried to pay him back....it didn't work.

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You don't wanna know. He's a horrible, horrible person. I went to him from 1998 til about 2004. In the beginning he seemed normal. As I got to know him he exposed more of his ugly side. I'd be in a different room getting a treatment done with his wife and she'd be telling me horror stories about him and showing me all the bruises he gave her. She worked for him out of his salon so she was scared to leave. After that day I never went back. He works out of Oak Lawn, where I live. He's Greek and very proud of that, too.

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allycat wrote:

thanks...I tried to pay him back....it didn't work.



What'd ya do? Fill his shoes with broken chips? Replace his toothpast with dip? Slash his tires?!?!?! Ok, that last one would probably be going too far

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chips in his shoes thats classic.....thanks.

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allycat wrote:

chips in his shoes thats classic.....thanks.



Better do it to his slippers before he gets up tomorrow, otherwise he'll be tipped off when he reads this thread!

(NOTE TO SPARKY: Sorry buddy. I don't know why I was involved in this. We're still tight right bud? Barfight in Deadwood is still on?)

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allycat wrote:


chips in his shoes thats classic.....thanks.



Better do it to his slippers before he gets up tomorrow, otherwise he'll be tipped off when he reads this thread! (NOTE TO SPARKY: Sorry buddy. I don't know why I was involved in this. We're still tight right bud? Barfight in Deadwood is still on?)




 


what the??? it was your idea.....



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allycat wrote:

Jeremy Riggs wrote:



allycat wrote:


chips in his shoes thats classic.....thanks.



Better do it to his slippers before he gets up tomorrow, otherwise he'll be tipped off when he reads this thread! (NOTE TO SPARKY: Sorry buddy. I don't know why I was involved in this. We're still tight right bud? Barfight in Deadwood is still on?)




 


what the??? it was your idea.....





My idea, YOUR idea, his idea, her idea, why o why do we need to point the finger of blame.

Let's just pin it on Web!

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either way its a good idea....

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Let me know how he likes his crunch walk

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oh I am sure you will hear all about it from him.....

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Well, you got just cause right? He started the battle with a surprise dip attack. He can't expect that to go unanswered! You're NOT FRENCH! You can't just sit there and take it!

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it was french onion......is that still ok to fight back?

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