allycat wrote: it was french onion......is that still ok to fight back?
FRENCH ONION!!! Oh that's just UN ACCEPT ABLE!!!!! Bad enough to hit you with dip, but to hit you with dip named after a yellow-bellied cowardly country like FRANCE!
I think the crunch walk may need to be just the opening shot, perhaps a diversionary tactic When he's busy cleaning out his slippers you might have to go in for the kill