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allycat


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I thought you might all enjoy my embarrasment.....I was helping a customer today and happened to glance at him across my desk, I noticed first that his pants were unzipped. I have never really been afraid to tell someone this because I would hope they would tell me. I then spy something peeking at me....I am not even sure if I would call it something as it was the smallest thing I have ever seen on an adult. This guy is really an oddball anyway and I just froze...I couldn't say anything. I felt my face getting flushed and I immediatly got goosebumps all over my body. I wanted to dig my eyes out with a sharp stick. Why me??? Why did I have to help him? I will never be able to look at that guy again. I think I may call in sick so I don't have to be there when he comes back to get his glasses in the morning.

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maybe he needs glasses to see that he's hangin out.

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Are you sure it was an accident?

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

maybe he needs glasses to see that he's hangin out.


Sounds to me like he doesn't hang out

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peeking out?

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Perhaps HIDING out

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Pete's peter peeking to pee.

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A-cat, I heard a similar story from a message therapist I know. She said she was giving this man a message when he somehow managed to show his "thing" to her.  She probably could've called the police or thrown him out....but she asked him why he's doing that. She said- like you did about your guy today- that it was the smallest thing she ever saw. He showed her because apparently he wanted someone to- well - you know....and I guess the only way he thought it'd happen is if he "paid" her for her services.  He thought nothing of what he did.  He told her no one wants anything to do with him because of the size. Weirdos.


 



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this guy is not playing with a full deck anyway. He came in on a lions club voucher and lives at the homeless shelter. I am really not sure if it was an accident but I do know I bit my lip so hard I made it bleed to not laugh at his wee willy winky....

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allycat wrote:

this guy is not playing with a full deck anyway. He came in on a lions club voucher and lives at the homeless shelter. I am really not sure if it was an accident but I do know I bit my lip so hard I made it bleed to not laugh at his wee willy winky....


THATS what you shoulda said! Hey sir, you might wanna zip up, I think your wee willy winking is waving at me

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tinky winkie smaller than a pinkie

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Imagine how desparate one must truly be to expose themselves in public like that. Sad. Reminds me of when I was a sophomore in h.s. & we were on the bus coming home from a badminton game and we saw some guy getting busy with himself in his car- trying to get our attention.  At the time we didn't think much of it- in fact we thought it was hilarious.


Now that I look back at that and realize how sick he was, it really scares me to know there are people out there like that. Young kids just don't get it. I didn't.



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During highschool and part of college, I worked in a hardware store. it was nice little old people who came in, and contractors when I first began. It was the kind of place where you could sit outside and play checkers at a table with one of the customers or the owner when it was slow.


But by the time I quit (and went to the job where I met riggs)- the neighborhood had changed drastically. I had this guy in a dress throw 1/2 a can of beer at me in a fit because I would not call the news so he/she/it could read his manefesto to the masses. That was the beginning of the end right there.....



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I would be more likely to think he is just a moron and didn't feel the breeze. I hope..

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Why give a press release at a hardware store? There's gotta be a better place to read a drag-manifesto!

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During highschool and part of college, I worked in a hardware store. it was nice little old people who came in, and contractors when I first began. It was the kind of place where you could sit outside and play checkers at a table with one of the customers or the owner when it was slow.


But by the time I quit (and went to the job where I met riggs)- the neighborhood had changed drastically. I had this guy in a dress throw 1/2 a can of beer at me in a fit because I would not call the news so he/she/it could read his manefesto to the masses. That was the beginning of the end right there.....





OMG...why do you want to live there again? I just don't see it....



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allycat wrote:


JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:


During highschool and part of college, I worked in a hardware store. it was nice little old people who came in, and contractors when I first began. It was the kind of place where you could sit outside and play checkers at a table with one of the customers or the owner when it was slow.


But by the time I quit (and went to the job where I met riggs)- the neighborhood had changed drastically. I had this guy in a dress throw 1/2 a can of beer at me in a fit because I would not call the news so he/she/it could read his manefesto to the masses. That was the beginning of the end right there.....






OMG...why do you want to live there again? I just don't see it....



aw that's not my hood now!

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I think she means Crapsconsin in general JD

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

I think she means Crapsconsin in general JD

you know me too well...I think JD should move here too....

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Gosh Ally- I think I might have lost my cookies! Sorry about the trauma!


Cheese, must be an IL thing- my girlfriend and I were crossing the street when we were young and there was a car trying to turn- well he was trying something- and he was a freak. I also had a guy ask me to come and look at a map to point him in the right direction- then he pointed something at me! I do not get the attraction to trying to seduce young girls. Freaks!

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So you never did tell him, huh?

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No god no...I was lucky to get his glasses sold to him without vomiting...let alone let him know I noticed his little buddy.

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P.S. - I am with you in the way that I always try to let people know about those things, because I would hope they'd do the same for me.


 



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it was so tramatic...I asked my boss if it would qualify for workers comp.....he just laughed at me, I might need mental help....I had nightmares.

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Sorry Ally! Well it made your day interesting. Not in the way ya want, but just the same....

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Has he been back yet Ally....keep us informed

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he came back...thankfully he was in his pants today. I still refused to help him...

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Jeez. A guy tries to get a little fresh air and he's branded for life

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he should be branded as a loon...a sex offending loon. People are arrested for things like that every day....

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I am wondering if he got home and then realized that he was hangin out all day.....

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