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At age 4 .......success is ......not peeing in your pants

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At age 12.....success is .........having friends.
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At age 16.....success is .........having a Driver's License
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At age 20......success is .........having sex



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At age 35......success is.........having money.

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At age 50......success is.............having money.
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At age 60......success is.............having sex.
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At age 70......success is.............having a Driver's License.
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At age 75......success is............having friends.
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At age 80......success is.............not peeing in your pants.




What A Difference A Few Years Make



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1970; Long Hair
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2006; Longing For Hair
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1970; The Perfect High
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2006; The perfect High Yield Mutual Fund
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1970; Keg
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2006; EKG

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1970; Acid Rock
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2006; Acid Reflux
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1970; Moving to California because it' cool
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2006; Moving to California because it's warm
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1970; Growing pot
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2006; Growing pot belly
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1970; Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
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2006; Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children
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1970; Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
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2006; Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
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1970; Seeds and stems
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2006; Roughage
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1970; Popping pills, smoking joints
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2006; Popping joints
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1970; Our President's struggle with Fidel
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2006; Our President's struggle with fidelity
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1970; Paar
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2006; AARP

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1970; Killer weed
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2006; Weed killer
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1970; Hoping for a BMW
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2006; Hoping for a BM

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1970; The Grateful Dead
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2006; Dr Kevorkian
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1970; Getting out to a new, hip joint
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2006; Getting a new hip joint
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1970; Rolling Stones
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2006; Kidney stones
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1970; Being called into the Principal's office
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2006; Calling the Principal's office
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1970; Screw the system

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2006; Upgrade the system
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1970; Peace sign
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2006; Mercedes logo
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1970; Parent's begging you to get your hair cut
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2006; Children begging you to get their heads shaved
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1970; Passing the driver's test
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2006; Passing the vision test
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1970; Whatever
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2006; Depends