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> >A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
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> >and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
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> >and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
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> >What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
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> >Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
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> >Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea
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> >of bras in every shape, size, color and material
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> >imaginable.
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> >Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
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> >really only four types of bras to choose from.
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> >Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady
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> >replied:
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> >There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
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> >Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would
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> >you prefer?
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> >Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
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> >differences between them.
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> >The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
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> >simple...
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> >The Catholic type supports the masses.
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> >The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
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> >The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
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> >and
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> >The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
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> >Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,
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> >and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
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> >If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what
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> >the letters stood for, it is about time you became
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> >informed!
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> >(A} Almost Boobs...
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> >{B} Barely there.
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> >{C} Can't Complain!
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> >{D} Dang!
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> >{DD} Double Dang!
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> >{E} Enormous!
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> >{F} Fake.
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> >{G} Get a Reduction.
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> >{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
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> >Send this to all that will appreciate it!
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> >They forgot the German bra.
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> >Holtzemfromfloppen
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