Gambling Blonde
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
> >>>>>attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ..and bet
>twenty-thousand
> >>>>>dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
> >>>>>play topless."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
> >>>>>yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
> >>>>>squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>She hugged each
> >>>>>
> >>>>>of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her
> >>>>>clothes, and quickly departed.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
> >>>>>asked, "What did she roll?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were
> >>>>>watching."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Moral ---
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Not all Southerners are stupid.
> >>>>>Not all blondes are dumb.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>But, all men..... are men.