>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go >>>>>>>>back >>>>>>>>to >>>>>>>>Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. >>>>>>>>In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his >>>>>>>>breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks >>>>>>>>his >>>>>>>>mom >>>>>>>>if Fred and Mary are up yet. >>>>>>>>She replies, "No". >>>>>>>>Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" >>>>>>>>His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to >>>>>>>>school." >>>>>>>>Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up >>>>>>>>yet?" >>>>>>>>She replies, "No." >>>>>>>>Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" >>>>>>>>His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch &go back >>>>>>>>to >>>>>>>>school." ; >>>>>>>>After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary >>>>>>>>up >>>>>>>>yet?" >>>>>>>>His mom says, "No." >>>>>>>>He asks, "Do you know what I think?" >>>>>>>>His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?" >>>>>>>>He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I >>>>>>>>think >>>>>>>>I >>>>>>>>gave him my airplane glue."
