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Probably your coworkers too!

You better keep an eye out, you might catch someone trying to take a nibble !

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Today, I learned that:

Boogers are those squishy things in your nostrils that appear during interviews and dates. They're not pretty, but they are necessary.

Boogers "happen" when your nasal mucus combines with dirt and debris you breathe during the day. Mucus (aka "snot") prevents the dirt from reaching your lungs. Without it, infections would be far more common.

So, long and disgusting story short, the mucus eventually dries around the dirt and debris and -- voilą! -- a beautiful new booger is formed. Consider this the ideal time to bust out the hankie, tissue, or sleeve, then blow.

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AC, stay away from my tooth brush.


 


Hey AC, you didn't by chance get the idea for this thread by watching JoJo's Circus did you?


Hey Jo Jo What do say? We all wanna know what you learned today, we're all here so take it away!! We all wanna know what you learned today!



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Some people even think boogers make good snacks!

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....my poor thread hijacked...by boogers.


 


 


I learned that Riggs has an octopus....



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But did you know that boogers keep you healthy?

Huh?

Did ya?

See, you learned something too!



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allycat wrote:


I learned that Riggs has an octopus....





When will I learn to just keep my beak closed

Web, too much information.

Sparky, too much saturday morning television.

Ally, too much, well, ALLY!

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that you love boogers....thats why I am so healthy...I have a lot of them ...

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One might say you're just a big one yourself!

BUT NOT ME OF COURSE

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I try.

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Today I learned to be wary when reading threads I'm not sure about. I was eating my lunch and reading about boogers!


 


Yesterday I learned that if you don't change the setting from data cd to audio cd in Itunes, that it wastes a perfectly good cd when trying to burn an audio cd!



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Woo, did you know that on an average there are 12 boogers accidentally dropped into fast food every year? This isn't including the ones that are placed there on purpose!

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Sparky wrote:


Woo, did you know that on an average there are 12 boogers accidentally dropped into fast food every year? This isn't including the ones that are placed there on purpose!


Ok You can quit sharing now

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is there anyway we can make this whole thread disappear???

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Maybe if we pick at it long enough.

You all make it sound like a bad thing. It's science!



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I learned the booger section of this thread is just as bad the 2nd time around. That's what I get for trying to recycle a thread! At least I was already done with lunch this time!

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Over the weekend I learned that I hate painting! (and I am not done yet!)

I also learned that home repairs can be the death of your relationship! I thought we might kill each other. We don't usually fight but dang!

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On things my parents told me about making your marriage last is to never do home repairs/improvements together.

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... especially wallpaper.



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I learned not to judge a thread by its cover.

At first I thought this was an excellent idea, but reading through it, it could be called the "Ewww" thread just as easily!

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That is true LS..... but just a little EEEWWWW never hurt anyone



LOL!!!


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That true feelings from the heart are powerful.

-- Edited by willy_smith34 at 22:28, 2007-04-25

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That it is hard to be poeticcaly inspired when you have had thoughts of a childhood trauma all day

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are you tramatized?

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No, I have gotten past it, but thinking about it just kind of quashed my insight for today

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I learned that permanent marker doesnt come off of a two year old very easily. no.gif

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I have learned it is always my fault when a two year old gets permanent marker on them. no.gif

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I have learned that cats are irrisponsible with permanant markers...


don't let the kitten eat them....LOL


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