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MzHartz


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Hopefully this will make everyone feel young.

What do you see yourself like at age 90? Perverted old man? Bag lady? Walmart greeter?

I imagine I'll be the crazy old lady with a million cats who wears all of her jewelry at once, goes to the same restaurant every day, sits in the same seat, and carries on a conversation with my deceased husband. I'll have the creepy old house on the hill that all the kids will be scared to go to, but the ones who do will get really good candy and I'll buy all their fundraiser stuff. I'll die in the creepy old house, and the neighbors will tell stories for years afterwards that I still haunt it.

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at that point, I hope to at least have my mental capabilities in tact, be lost in a world of poetry and short fiction writing.... with toooo much money....

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I'll be Mz's cranky old gardner that mysteriously disappears into her basement for hours and no body will really know why.



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IF I live to be 90 I'm the one sitting in the corner watching the tv that's not there with drool hanging down to my knees.

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Well as addicted as I am, I suppose my big ole butt will be sitting in front of the computer trying to chat on the forum, just not remembering how!


"Web I don't remember how to do this! Can you tell me again?"


 




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Mmmmmmmm . . . wrinkled cheerleader.




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WebGuy wrote:


Mmmmmmmm . . . wrinkled cheerleader.




Web do you know that you are ACTUALLY saying these things?

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You'll have to exscuse Web, I think he has ecoli!

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i will be in the old folks home kicked back in my rocker singing rock songs as they pop into my head...

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DS, would you please lean over and wipe my chin for me?


 


Hey look I found JD!




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at 90, I'll be going to all the local BINGO Parlors every week 3 times a week, yelling BINGO! and making all the other people mad at me.  Bringing in my snacks, my baked goods, my bingo bag, my lucky troll and ashtray. 


I'll be alone, no dead husband or husband for that matter, I am proclaiming that I'll never be with another man again, as long as I live.


It's just me and Kaisha till I'm 100.  She'll be feeding me spaghetti O's with a spoon at the nursing home, brushing my long gray hair, and telling me about my 4 grandchildren and 2 great grandchildren!



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drool 934sparky, how about we just tie a bib on you?

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Oh sure! Tie a bib on me, that way I'm lonely too! Noone wants to get too close to the old drooling guy in the corner!

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Sparky wrote:


DS, would you please lean over and wipe my chin for me?


 


Hey look I found JD!




oh I should be soooo lucky!

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I have tried to think were I will be and nothing comes to mind I know if I make it that long, the hubby probably won't. The boy will probably still give me grief and the girl will take good care of me!

I will probably be a big beatch and tell everybody off though. I feel like one day I will no longer be able to contain my thoughts from spilling out into words!

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LOL CLAP TO THE JAZZ!!!!



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I picture myself not living to 90 and if I do, I am sure I will have spent the last 30 years locked up in a mental hospital....I will be looney!

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allycat wrote:

I picture myself not living to 90 and if I do, I am sure I will have spent the last 30 years locked up in a mental hospital....I will be looney!


Did I hear you right? Did you say WILL be?

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lol...ok I am


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Well if she's gonna be locked up who's gonna wipe my chin for me????

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well, i guess the lesser of two evils would be chin wiping


the greater butt wiping... 


which reminds me of my grandpa (he lived to 93) and sometimes he would crap his pants...  



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Oh yeah, I forgot about that part, I'm gonna need that done too.



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I guess it Depends if you need Depends or not.

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does anyone know a good divorce lawyer? that wasnt in the agreement

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lol stop gripin and start wipin!

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lol..you havent seen that thing you wipe it!

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this is a parent's punishment to their kids for being the $h!t$...  the kids can do it...

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