JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

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I needs me a beer.

then someone drive me to rehab please.

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Rehab is for QUITTERS JD, and you're no QUITTER!!!!

I don't know what I want today. I don't like beer. Other than that, just put something alcoholic in front of me...

yea I'm no quitter! what doesn't kill me makes me stronger!

and drunker.

snag! yep! tanks.

How's the headache Ruby, need a cure drink??  Bloody mary?

Woo Hoo wrote:

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Are we open for business today?

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Ready to serve, GO!!

Woo Hoo wrote:

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How about an Amaretto Sour?

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Well, a person can work up a mean mean thirst
After a hard day of nothin' much at all
Summer's past, it's too late to cut the grass
There ain't much to rake anyway in the fall

Sometimes I just ain't in the mood
To take my place in back with the loudmouths
You're like a picture on a fridge that's never stocked with food,
I used to live at home, now I stay at the house

And everybody wants to be special here
They call your name out loud and clear
Here comes a regular, call out your name
Here comes a regular, Am I the only one here today

Well a drinking buddy that's bound to another town
Once the police made you go away
And even if you're in the arms of someone's baby now
I drink a great big whiskey to you anyway
And everybody wants to be someone's here
Someone's gonna show up never fear

Here comes a regular, call out your name
Here comes a regular, Am I the only one who feels ashamed

And even alongside old sad eyes, who says
"Opportunity knocks once then the door slams shut"
All I know is that I'm sick of everything that my money can buy
A fool who wastes his life god rests his guts

First the lights, and the collar goes up,and the wind begins to blow
You turn our back on a pay-you-back last call
First the plants, the leaves, the grass and here comes the snow
There ain't much to rake here anyway in the fall

Woo Hoo wrote:

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Can I have another please?

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Sure

 

Well glad you like it, but could you not write on the walls?!

Who's serving today? Can I get a Jack N' Coke and maybe some onion rings?

I love this bar. I envision it being tucked away in a nice wooded area. Only a select few even know it exists.

Perhaps the back end of the bar has a nice big picture window that overlooks a lake

I bet our bar has mostly wood walls, kind of a rustic and yet fancy feel to it

&

hey I had onion rings today at lunch riggs from miss vickis diner- tasty!

since no one took me up on my offer, I'll just sway to this tune (Deana Carter) "Who Makes You Stay" in the corner, sipping my drink.