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RE: FFR Forum Bar Room, enter at your own risk!


hi am i even allowd in here and watch you all get drunk... ill just hav non-alcoholic drinks!!! one diet coke please, if im allowed

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lol where's you mom!
ya need a parent or guardian!

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hi there I am ready for booze please.


lets just do one of them I just open my mouth and you poor stuff in!



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Oh like they do in the movie Coyote Ugly.... That looks fun.

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I think I need a drink

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Ok these work people are killing me today! I'm serving myself!


 



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can I have a hot tottie?


and a drink then too.



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Oh No Woo, you've had a rough day of it, let me serve you!




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Thanks Darlene!


JD- drink at your own risk-  maybe we will look hotter after you do.


  



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Look at that! The first thing Ultimo does in the morning is open the bar!

I'm not sure if I should be impressed or concerned

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well its nearly noon here so I guess it's not too bad, plus I'm just gonna get an OJ for now.

Do want anything before you go to bed?





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I'm glad we got this fruit machine for the bar, it sure passes the time when I am all alone.





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Nice slot machine, do we need any special permits for that Ultimo???  Do I need to have the Gaming Commission come check us out?

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Nah, I'm sure one of Ultimo's "children" is native american, right?

Oh, and I'll take some OJ too, just put a little something in it.

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Here you go Mz, I stuck a little gin in there for you, hope thats ok.



Oh and about the fruit machine, I sorted a special licence out for that, hide it if you see the cops coming! It will be fine.



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Thanks Ultimo!

Come on Darlene, you've got an in, can't you work out the fruit machine thing?

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Sure thing, I know how to smooooze up to law enforcement, and politicians....  Unfortunately

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can I have another hot tottie?

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Worry not Darlene, I happen to know a thing or two about slots and that machine is perfectly legal here in the states.

It's a Japanese slot (I forget the name of it), but because you stop the reels yourself by pressing the red buttons it's not considered gambline and you can have them (although technically you're still not supposed to allow them to pay out, it's just for entertainment purposes).

Now can I please have some quarters?

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Wow I try to run a nice decent upstanding bar room, and keep the costs of inventory and drinks down to a minimum, and now I have to start passing out the quarters for the slot machine.  I am not sure how we are going to make any money here now.

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I just thought of an excellent way to make money LEGALLY, I might add.  WE can have a theme day on Sunday for "FOOTBALL", and Kaisha can bring her friends, and they'll do the serving of the drinks and appetizers... sound good?




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Sounds like an EXCELLENT idea.

But don't discount the value of that slot machine Darlene! We set up about 15 of them in the back room and we'll be raking in enough cash that we can sell our drinks for a quarter!

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Oh NOooooooooooooo!  I just thought of something??  Are the Patriots playing the Green Bay Packers this week?  I'm thinkin' you're gonna have to bring in your own girls Riggs!!  There maybe a catfight between the football girls?

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I could only find TWO photo's of women in Packers gear on google! one was the 1996 Packer Cheerleaders, but it was group photo from a distance and not very good.

Then there was this one! I don't know if we want these ladies walking around the bar, but I'll offer them my jacket if it helps!



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I I I I I ssss see nn nothing wrong with this picture!

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Look at the guy on the far right just staring at that woman's boobies..LOL  and are those women naked and they are painted to look like that they're wearing a shirt?? 

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Yeah D, that's body paint.

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right now I am cracking open me a beer!



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