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Backside firework prank backfires: 


A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.


Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

"He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area."

'Beyond belief'

Mr McDougal added: "Potentially it could have been a fatal incident.

"There's a lot of major blood vessels round that area, so infection would probably be a huge problem for him.

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as "beyond belief".

He said: "We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

"This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one."

Northumbria Police said they were aware of the incident, which happened in the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, but are understood not to be carrying out further inquiries.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm




-- Edited by pipsar6 at 13:02, 2006-11-09

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Bush 'open to any idea' on Iraq

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I read that too this am Pip- wonders never cease!

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One suspects the prankster may have over imbibed

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Gives a whole new meaning to "FIRE IN THE HOLE!", now doesn't it.  I'm sorry... how unsympathetic of me. No... wait... I am unsympathetic. What a DIP****E! I can't imagine the level of drugs and alcohol that went into the thought process, "Hey... I know what would be fun:  I'll stick this lighted bottle rocket up my @$$ and see what happens!"  This complete nimrod deserves to have to wear Depends for the rest of his life.

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He deserves a Darwin Award Honorable Mention. (If he didn't fair as well as he did, I'd be nominating him for an actual Darwin Award.)

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I so agree with you!

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...and I only checked THIS thread to make sure it wasn't about ME

For once, it wasn't!

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LOL There is a VIDEO!

idiot!

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It's not how I imagine a squaddie would let off steam after a tour of Iraq

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Where is that thread we started about a year ago....Stupid warning labels.


Warning: Fireworks are for external use only.....if accidentally or intentionally placed inside the rectum burns may occur. Pease see a physician immediatly, then do us all a favor and put the next firecracker in your ear!



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