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Ruby


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Romanian teenager had to have emergency surgery after swallowing a toothbrush while she practised performing oral sex.

Andreea Vlad, 16, from Falticeni in eastern Romania, initially told doctors she had slipped and swallowed the seven inch toothbrush.

But when medical staff carried out examinations they realised she had no scratches or cuts on her throat backing up her claim she had fallen.

When questioned further she admitted she and some friends had been watching a pornographic movie and that she had swallowed the brush afterwards while practicing the technique for oral sex and imitating the women in the film.

A spokesman for the county hospital in Suceava where she was treated said: 'This girl is very lucky. She did not suffer any internal damage because of the toothbrush, but things could have been much worse for her.'

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Romania -  what a place!

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OMG! You would think she would find something bigger than a toothbrush!

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Where do you find these stories Ruby?    LOL

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I guess she misread the directions on the ORAL B! Anyone got any new batteries???


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I could never give away my sources Darlene!

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Maybe this will be a good deterent for next time! And she thought it was embarassing having a tooth brush removed from her stomach....

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Poor girl. Don't they have cucumbers or bananas in Romania?

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Do they have teeth for toothbrushes in Romania??



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haha.....her boyfriend is a pencil d$&*!

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If they don't have teeth then what the heck is her problem that she needs to practice?!

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Lets just hope she knows what toothpaste looks like!!!

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I give her an A+ for depth skills....

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what has happened to our nice little forum? 


 


 


and just the thought...



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allycat wrote:


what has happened to our nice little forum? 



yeah ok, you are innocent.

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I blame Ruby!!!


oh the irony!



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what a change to blame Ruby....


 


Hey woo, I am innocent. Just ask my momma she will tell you.



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so what did you delete some of our earlier threads?

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me?

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

me?

I'm sure you were involved, but no I was referring to Ally and her innocence.

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I have no deleting skills.



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i was only playin' AC. No need for the 


 



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i've deleted maybe a couple....


believe me, it was necessary. and them folks don't come around anymore. 



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I wasn't being serious JD. I meant that AC woulda had to hide some of her posts to claim that she is innocent. And with me- you might as well delete everything of mine!

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I couldn't do it!

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I was implying I wished I did. Like the image of that little girl and her toothbrush...bad visual.

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Are you saying she should have waited until she was 18 AC?

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LOL! I got it the whole time Woo!


 


I did feel strange posting it though, I blame Web!



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