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JD The Jazz Doctor


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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

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1.  Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2.  Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
3.  I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest man on earth tonight.

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I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag.

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Woo Hoo


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oh this is bad but somehow feels like it belongs here


Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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That's just as bad as this one!


Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!



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Woo Hoo


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Here is the one you all expect out of me:



I'm good at math: U + I = 69

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Thats better than:

U + T + I = Antibiotics



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Woo Hoo


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Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

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haha, that one's great Woo!!

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Woo Hoo wrote:


oh this is bad but somehow feels like it belongs here


Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.



Hi Baby, let me be the one to push your stool in for you....



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I think I’ve just found the angel I’d like to be touched by.






(hmmm I know which Angel..... )

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OK, for every pick-up line a single person should be armed with an equally effective anti-pick-up line, right? Here's one survey's results on the top 10...

1.  Answering machine: "Hi, I'm not home right now, If you're Jerry, hang up, if you are any other available male, press two now."

2.  Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU

3.  You've become so incredibly unattractive during these last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to have sex with you.

4.  Oh, hi Julie...erm...Amanda? Judy? Oh, I remember now, its Cindy, right? Tanya? Does it start with a 'T'?

5.  (Note: this one comes to you courtesy of Homer Simpson.) Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

6.  Remember when I asked you out?? Well.... I was talking to the guy behind you!

7.  You know, if God actually stopped and thought about it, I'm pretty sure he could think of something better to do with skin rather than hold your sorry a** together.

8.  GADZOOKS! You're just not as NEARLY as attractive as you are after 10 beers, two shots of vodka, half a bottle of wine, and a Captain Morgan and Coke with a twist of lime!

9.  I'd like to help you out. Now which way did you come in?

10.  Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.

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You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.










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Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

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Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

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So, do you like fat guys with no money?

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Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's

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Oh this one is naughty...

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all nite long.

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(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate....HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAA!!!

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Is your name Brandy? Because your the best liqueur I have ever had.

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WebGuy wrote:


Awe c'mon . . . Sparky won't be home for at least another hour.






 



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garougal wrote:

According to Mingle Mania, the top pick-up line to use on a guy is...

"Hi."   (trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy) Hahaha!



excellent!

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MzHartz wrote:

I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille nametag.



oh these are sooo funny



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Woo Hoo wrote:

oh this is bad but somehow feels like it belongs here


Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Ahhh we miss Dylan

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate....HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAA!!!


 


Is that a pick up or a put off?



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