Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Freeze-Frame Radio -> Freeze-Frame Radio Lounge -> The Awesome Pick Up Lines Thread....
Post Info TOPIC: The Awesome Pick Up Lines Thread....
sgmorrell


Low in Fiber High in M-SG

Status: Offline
Posts: 5952
Date:
RE: The Awesome Pick Up Lines Thread....
Permalink  

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

__________________
WebGuy


Doesn't Do Windows



Status: Offline
Posts: 25589
Date:
Permalink  

pipsar6 wrote:

Is that a pick up or a put off?





Yes.



__________________


MzHartz


Permanent Vacation



Status: Offline
Posts: 23086
Date:
Permalink  

You must be wearing astronaut pants, because you're out of this world!

__________________

tumblr_maefr2j2Bt1rrd8d6o1_500.gif

 
MzHartz


Permanent Vacation



Status: Offline
Posts: 23086
Date:
Permalink  

This one was actually used on me: Where have you been my whole life?

My reply: With someone else.

__________________

tumblr_maefr2j2Bt1rrd8d6o1_500.gif

 
Sparky


Phat Cat EL Presidente

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 12975
Date:
Permalink  

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? hic*

__________________
Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
MzHartz


Permanent Vacation



Status: Offline
Posts: 23086
Date:
Permalink  

Sparky wrote:

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? hic*


What's a guy like you [dirty critical look] doing in a nice place like this?

__________________

tumblr_maefr2j2Bt1rrd8d6o1_500.gif

 
Sparky


Phat Cat EL Presidente

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 12975
Date:
Permalink  



__________________
Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
JD The Jazz Doctor


Grand Poobah

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 36897
Date:
Permalink  

Ladies, come upstairs! I'm pouring wine.

__________________
"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus.  Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
WebGuy


Doesn't Do Windows



Status: Offline
Posts: 25589
Date:
Permalink  

Hey Mz: CSS, Domain, RSS, XML, PHP, MySQL, FTP, USB, HTML.


Oh, and to seal the deal: Java Script





-- Edited by WebGuy at 18:20, 2007-01-12

__________________


MzHartz


Permanent Vacation



Status: Offline
Posts: 23086
Date:
Permalink  

WebGuy wrote:


Hey Mz: CSS, Domain, RSS, XML, PHP, MySQL, FTP, USB, HTML.




Oh, you know I love it when you talk tech to me! That's it, link to my site! Oh wait, let me put my firewall up first, I don't want to get a virus!

__________________

tumblr_maefr2j2Bt1rrd8d6o1_500.gif

 
WebGuy


Doesn't Do Windows



Status: Offline
Posts: 25589
Date:
Permalink  

MzHartz wrote:

WebGuy wrote:


Hey Mz: CSS, Domain, RSS, XML, PHP, MySQL, FTP, USB, HTML.




Oh, you know I love it when you talk tech to me! That's it, link to my site! Oh wait, let me put my firewall up first, I don't want to get a virus!



Mmmmmmmmm . . . comin' in on port 80, baby!



__________________


WebGuy


Doesn't Do Windows



Status: Offline
Posts: 25589
Date:
Permalink  


Oops, sorry . . . all this tech talk got me all excited and I POP3'd a little too soon.


I knew I should have used some IMAP first.




__________________


squonk


RetroMan

Status: Offline
Posts: 2333
Date:
Permalink  

if i told you that you had a nice chest, would you hold it against me?


__________________
All I wanted was a Pepsi, and SHE wouldn't Give it to me.
Sparky


Phat Cat EL Presidente

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 12975
Date:
Permalink  

Uhh.....you talkin to me?

__________________
Sometimes, when i'm lonely... i crawl into a laundry basket and tickle my ears. But, Some times I don't...
WebGuy


Doesn't Do Windows



Status: Offline
Posts: 25589
Date:
Permalink  






Now THAT'S a nice chest.



__________________


MzHartz


Permanent Vacation



Status: Offline
Posts: 23086
Date:
Permalink  

WebGuy wrote:


Oops, sorry . . . all this tech talk got me all excited and I POP3'd a little too soon.


I knew I should have used some IMAP first.





And I thought you had an uninterruptable power supply...

__________________

tumblr_maefr2j2Bt1rrd8d6o1_500.gif

 
ghostdancer


Ghost In The Machine

Status: Offline
Posts: 9401
Date:
Permalink  

Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I see myself in your pants.



__________________

Jules


The Wonder From Down Under

Status: Offline
Posts: 3650
Date:
Permalink  

Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.




__________________
always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-lifecontent_page.png
JD The Jazz Doctor


Grand Poobah

    



Status: Offline
Posts: 36897
Date:
Permalink  

ghostdancer wrote:


Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I see myself in your pants.



HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

__________________
"And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus.  Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09
garougal


Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Status: Offline
Posts: 6700
Date:
Permalink  

Your body is a Wonderland...so do you think that I can play the part of Alice sometime?

__________________
-- Heather: "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
garougal


Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Status: Offline
Posts: 6700
Date:
Permalink  

Here's the top 3 corniest lines of all time as selected by FastDater participants in the U.K.:

1.  If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.
2.  I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
3.  Bond. James Bond.



__________________
-- Heather: "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
garougal


Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Status: Offline
Posts: 6700
Date:
Permalink  

A tribute to the saccharine...

1.  Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

2.  If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

3.  What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

4.  I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

5.  If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than "beautiful" could ever be used to describe you.

Please fellas, if you know what's good for you, don't use this garbage! Blech! {{lol}}



__________________
-- Heather: "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
«First  <  1 2 3 | Page of 3  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
Freeze-Frame Radio -> Freeze-Frame Radio Lounge -> The Awesome Pick Up Lines Thread....
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse 		Powered by ActiveBoard