1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or to find excuses. 3. I will never put off until tomorrow what I can forget forever. 4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury Icould expect to receive from missing them. 5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibilities for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations. 6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. 7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero. 8. If at first you don't succeed, there's always next year. 9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind. 10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word whenever I get around to it.
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-- Heather: "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
