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Telemarketers
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Telemarketers suck big time. Here are some proven ways to rid your life of these dumba$$e$ for good...well, maybe. 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you ask...
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Molly is this near you?
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EVANSVILLE, Indiana (AP) -- Just eight days after a deadly tornado struck southwestern Indiana, emergency warning sirens wailed Tuesday morning as a storm system produced at least one funnel cloud.
The National Weather Service issued tornado warnings for the Evansville area and an adjacent s...
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Good night!
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Be safe- hope you are ok Molly!
Til tomorrow! Have a great night!
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Marky you came back!
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Thought we might have lost you! Hope all is well!
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Hi Dave
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Glad you are here, but I am leaving! Hope your day went well. I have been yapping away, so you should have fun answering all my nosy questions!!!
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Currently playing
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OMG this Weird Al song is 9 frickin minutes long! What a waste for my ears!
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Good morning Jeremy
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We miss you
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Workplace Fun?
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Ways To Have Fun in the Workplace Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
Make up nicknames for all...
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all time favorite sitcoms
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what are among your all time favorite sitcoms? I get to review DVD's for free so I got a review copy of The Golden Girls season 3, and both seasons five and six of Seinfeld are coming on DVD in two weeks, so I was wondering. What are the fave sitcoms of those here?
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If you could have the ORIGINAL of anything, what would it be?
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Maybe Noah's ark or the ten commandments!
But for something fun- gotta get those ruby slippers!
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If you were a toy, what toy would you be?
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I know what I would not be: BARBIE!
I might want to be a dollhouse. Girls never tire of it, it can be changed over and over and last a girl for years!
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Immortalized
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If you could have one building or institution named after you, which would you choose?
For me it would have to be a shelter for battered women.
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Pizza Orders
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Ways to order a pizza the fun way... If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." Tell the order taker...
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And the mother of the year award goes to...
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Stop hygiene for $20,000??
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I read this and I think I could not do it! The money would have to be higher than that! I guess I cannot separate my job from this because I meet with students all day long.
Don't brush those teeth! For $20,000 would you go for three months without washing, brushing your teeth, or using deodoran...
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Scattered ashes?
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If you were to be cremated, where would you want your ashes scattered?
I am thinking in my rose garden. I love it so and it gives me peace. I think that would be a proper place for me to go to!
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How smart are you?
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First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Good Tuesday Morning
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Good morning!
Our first snow of the season!
We've got an inch of snow on the ground this morning, very windy and 28 degrees. Welcome to winter!
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Real "cool mom"
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Not- look at her- she is probably those boys first experience- what a memory! I am glad they threw the book at her!
GOLDEN, Colorado (AP) -- A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys during alcohol- and drug-fueled parties has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, officia...
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Good morning Zim and KD
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Question for you Zim- tell me about Zim please. I am completely clueless? It is a cartoon, comic book, movie??
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Good for her!
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I think it is a very sweet story! I pray they make it!
TOKYO, Japan (AP) -- Wearing a simple white dress and pearls, Japan's Princess Sayako bid farewell to palace life Tuesday to wed a Tokyo city employee in a low-key ceremony marking the first time that an emperor's daughter has married a co...
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Servant?
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If you had a servant that would perform only one task a day, every day, what would you choose to have the servant do?
DISHES PLEASE!!!
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Which TV family would you like to join?
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Right now I am thinking Jetsons for the modern day conveniences! But probably more like the Growing Pains or Family Ties family. Such love, forgiveness and understanding!
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RIP Eduardo Gory Guerrero
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I do not follow wrestling, but I know some of you do!
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Eduardo Gory Guerrero was found dead in his hotel room Sunday morning in Minneapolis, where he was scheduled to appear that evening in a WWE Supershow.
When Guerrero, 38, d...
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Brain Twister
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This is cool:
Read this sentence: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. Now count the F's is that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE. Do not go back and count them again. Then see below:
ANSWER: There are 6 F's in th...
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