|
What a difference 30 years makes!
(Preview)
*
At age 4 .......success is ......not peeing in your pants
*
At age 12.....success is .........having friends.
*
At age 16.....success is .........having a Driver's License
*
At age 20......success is .........having sex
*
At age 35......success is......
|
Ruby
|
1
|
122
|
|
|
|
|
Bubble Wrap
(Preview)
Somebody sent this to me. What will they think of next?  http://www.therightfoot.net/mystuff/whatever/swf/bubblewrap.swf
|
Woo Hoo
|
2
|
127
|
|
|
|
|
SuNdAy MoRnInG
(Preview)
good morning 
|
allycat
|
23
|
217
|
|
|
|
|
Brazil
(Preview)
We have a guest from Brazil !
Sign up and say hello !
|
jstdve
|
2
|
129
|
|
|
|
|
Saturday Night Demo Derby
(Preview)
We're home from the demolition derby. It was fun. This was the best one I've been to in quite a while. They hired a different group to plan and run it this year and they did a much better job than the other in the past have done. The time between heats was greatly reduced.
I took a few shots with my camera p...
|
WebGuy
|
15
|
206
|
|
|
|
|
The Night Owl Club - Friday Night Edition
(
1 2 3 4 5 … 8
)
(Preview)
|
Jeremy Riggs
|
212
|
1152
|
|
|
|
|
JR
(Preview)
I sent you some emails and they came back. Either you believe I am stalking you so you are PURPOSELY blocking them or your email box is full?
|
Ruby
|
6
|
167
|
|
|
|
|
Mom's Dictionary
(Preview)
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make
love again.
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart
to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
FEEDBA...
|
Ruby
|
8
|
145
|
|
|
|
|
NOC....for JR....:)
(
1 2 3
)
(Preview)
|
allycat
|
60
|
502
|
|
|
|
|
Men vs. women in the shower
(Preview)
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Take off clothing and place in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
Look at your womanly physique in mirror an...
|
Ruby
|
0
|
123
|
|
|
|
|
If Dr Suess were a woman
(Preview)
I'm glad I'm a woman-Yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live on Budweiser, Beer nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections:
I won't drive to Hell before asking directions.
I act nice at parties; don't act like a clown;
And I know how to put the damn toilet seat down....
|
Ruby
|
1
|
103
|
|
|
|
|
I used to believe in...
(Preview)
This is a cute site, here is a sample:
* The world was black and white before colour photographs and colour TV
* There are monsters living under your bed
* There are monsters living in your toilet
* If you swallow a seed a plant will grow inside y...
|
Ruby
|
3
|
153
|
|
|
|
|
What Do You Call The Electrician With No Arms and No Legs
(Preview)
Sparky!
I remember these!
The Complete No Arms and No Legs Jokes List:
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Lays On Your Porch?
Who's The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Hanging on the Wall?
Wh...
|
Ruby
|
1
|
159
|
|
|
|
|
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!
(Preview)
It's time to say something!!!
|
Sparky
|
14
|
188
|
|
|
|
|
Saturday !
(
1 2
)
(Preview)
Good morning for all those able to crawl outta bed before noon. Trying to figure out if I want to participate in life today. It's about 60-40 now , maybe another cup of Folgers ( the other brands are crappola ) and a 6 pac will even it up. We'll see but I'm not putting any money on it.
|
jstdve
|
47
|
384
|
|
|
|
|
burgers with ketchup and mustard
(Preview)
got creative tonight- for burger seasoning, ketchup and mustard. BUT....BUT.....used it as a seasoning in the chuck. fabulous! dijon, a hit of ketchup, a hit of hot sauce and some black pepper. I think its really the dijon and hot sauce at work here, but these burgers rock!
|
JD The Jazz Doctor
|
21
|
222
|
|
|
|
|
JD!
(Preview)
PAAAAAAAAAA CKERS PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CKERS!!!!
Are you done painting your face yet? You almost ready to roll!
WOO HOOO!!! Goooooooooooooooo PACK GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
|
Jeremy Riggs
|
12
|
175
|
|
|
|
|
Look who's baaaaaaack....
(
1 2
)
(Preview)
Back from vacation down the dominican republic. The ocean water was so beautiful. Lots of topless women walking around, BF loved that, but after a few days he was used to it. Once you've seen a pair, you've seen them all.
Lots of RandR and I have a swollen liver from all the drinkin...
|
darleneapd
|
43
|
362
|
|
|
|
|
H i DS
(Preview)
look what the coyote drug in !
|
jstdve
|
21
|
197
|
|
|
|
|
SPARKYS OTHER CELEBRATION THREAD
(Preview)
SPARKY BLEW PAST 7000 POSTS TODAY!!!!!! 
What a chatterbox!!!! WILL SOMEBODY SHUT HIM UP FOR A MINUTE SO I CAN MAKE A TOAST!!!!
Here, Here, to Sparky on this, the celebration of his seven thousanth post! He's entertained us with freakishly horrific avatars and equally freakishly ho...
|
Jeremy Riggs
|
26
|
256
|
|
|
|
|
Give the kitty a new star!
(Preview)
Congrats Sparky on star number 7!
Glad that you are here- always good for a laugh and quick with a trivial fact!
|
Ruby
|
6
|
201
|
|
|
|
|
New show on Fox- Celebrity Duets
(Preview)
Cheech and Xena sing on new Fox show
NEW YORK (AP) -- Cheech Marin and Lucy Lawless will be among the contestants trying to prove they can carry a tune on Fox's "Celebrity Duets."
The weekly singing competition, which debuts August 29 (8 p.m. EDT), will match eight competitors of where-are-t...
|
Ruby
|
4
|
144
|
|
|
|
|
Riggs
(Preview)
sleepy head...
|
allycat
|
0
|
103
|
|
|
|
|
Deportation story
(Preview)
This is what Dave eluded to in another thread. Why not gain US citizenship status instead of living here illegally? I do not understand. Why should they put something in writing that they will not deport her? Are you here legally? No, then that should be your goal, not to hide and let the church support y...
|
Ruby
|
5
|
147
|
|
|
|
|
Darlene
(Preview)
glad to see you made it home... how was the trip?
|
allycat
|
4
|
115
|
|
|
